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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago (5 children)

He's boot licking super hard because he knows as soon as Trump finds out all of their products (except for that box) is made in China, Apple is cooked

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Licking boots is not enough, he has to lick it with style.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Who knows maybe that gold is fake or just gold plated. That would be funny

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago

Apple did patent a process to use as few gold molecules as possible to create 24k gold, IIRC, back when they were designing the first Apple Watch.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

It'd be hilarious if it was brass plated lead.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So where did China import the box from?

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Brazil, Amazon.

Apple is cooked

Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Trump really wants him to move production to the US

Apple is trying literally everything to please Trump

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

As soon as that happens he should blurt out "Zuckerberg speaks Chinese! Could be a spy!"