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Adolf Hitler likely had a micropenis — and just one ball (nypost.com)

submitted 1 day ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, don't think I'm knocking the other parts of sex. I know it's not just p in v. The only folks who think like that are the same folks who think women can't orgasm.

My point is that society likes to be harsh on dudes who aren't packing. If you got a small penis you are less than blah blah blah. I've been made to feel small in other aspects of my life, and I feel for anyone who has been made to feel small.

I guess, long and short of it is. I wouldn't make fun of Hitlers small penis, I'd make fun of him for being a dumbass Nazi.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Please note that it's typically not society, just the men, caring about penis size.

And to my mind, it's typically only the insecurity talking. They don't have experience with anything but their own equipment, rarely have talked with anyone in a position to compare (from a user perspective) that doesn't also want to reassure or flatter them, and are typically prone to find other irrational contests to validate their self worth.