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The people are just myth making: Musk and this woman first stretch the definition of work to mean everything they ever do…expensive business lunches or exotic vacations (that include a zoom meeting!) are considered work. But then difficult or stressful work gets discounted by association because the surfs only do it for 12 hours a day.
*Serfs
Maybe I meant to type Smurfs?
I can't tell if "smurfing" sounds like a fun water sport, or instead, buying pseudoephedrin for Walter White
If they're peasant smurfs, would they be "smerfs?" 🤔