my kids will never be smarter than AI

Sam Altman 2025

Call a doctor.

wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.

"Those first few weeks it was constantly," he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.

Dude, I wouldn't trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂

Presumably he means the financial success of chatgpt paid for the coterie of staff he employs to look after the child he never sees.

Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

So he fired the Nanny in favor if chat GPT?

Put that child in a foster home before he abuses it even more.

Wtf is a supremo actually don't tell me I never wanna use it again

I can't think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.

I'm trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that's not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you're experiencing and figured it out.

For every parenting question you have there's 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.

While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he'd learn how to walk just to kill me.

This guy's kid is going to be so fucked up

Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too :D

Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can't read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an "artificial intelligence"?

I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.

Instead he used his child as an experiment.

“Hey dad, are you proud of me?”

“I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”

You know what? I believe him.

ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”

We have mistaken rationality for a philosophy rather than a methodology, and efficiency for a virtue without any particular end in mind.

To have a unique, personal, subjective, divergent human experience is to sin against your prescribed algorithm.

so he's an idiot, got it

then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child--of experiencing fatherhood--is a big reason for having babies.

not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you're never going to get to really enjoy that ride.

what a fucking useless human.

I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.

It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)

Ok, guys, at least Mr Sam is wannabe Steve Jobs and not wannabe a Hitler's orange hair twin

Sam Altman at this point is a parody of a human being, one that failed upwards in spectacular fashion. I can't wait to see the postmortem of why AI failed, and this weird advert for AI to be cited. ROFL

Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.

Like holy shit you can't write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.

Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.