Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Next you're going to tell me that piss doesn't come from the balls? Please.
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.
Nothing about the 5’10 8” $95k guys anywhere
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
He didn't, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn't see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That's a lame excuse. I'm pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don't consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be "man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can't look away from it even when in slippery spaces"
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it's just time for some prescription glasses.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
UBlock origin will let you do this. Come back to this comment in a couple minutes...
Edit: Add something like this to your uBlock Origin custom filters. (The sites I included are all paywalls, but you can substitute your own)
feddit.org.##.title:has-text(/theintercept.com|economist.com|military.com|wired.com|theverge.com|theglobeandmail.com|404media.co|nytimes.com|vox.com|washingtonpost.com|theatlantic.com/)
This will turn something like this:
into something like this:
(The "Anker's Sound" post has had its link and headline hidden)
Reddit Enhancement Suite had FilteReddit, which had more fine grained controls to block posts linking to specific sites. I've been looking for a Lemmy equivalent, but UO is the best I've found so far.
Broken arm you say?
Leave this behind at reddit, please.
[x] One broken arm
[ ] Second broken arm
[ ] Mom
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
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