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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41479871

Help the horny posters got to me

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The "expanding brain" meme:

Small brain: watching porn

Normal brain: reading guides online

Big brain: being in a relationship

Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)

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[–] valen@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Come on, it's not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?

[–] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

It's usually off to the left. Even in this screenshot it's between G, H and B, which is to the left in the letter part alone, even if not taking into account the numpad.

The most centered on the keyboard in front of me would be between K, M and comma.

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It suckers that most laptops no longer come with a clit-mouse, they were so handy

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Eventually, you'll lick the letters clean off the buttons.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

The GHB-spot