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[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

i like the communopoly rules better

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 205 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Monopoly was originally called "The Landlord's Game" and it was invented by a woman in 1903.

It was meant to illustrate the dangers of unchecked capitalism.

Then it was stolen by a man and turned into the game we know today.

[–] ___qwertz___@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago

Her Name was Lizzie Magie and this quote from her holds up:

"In a short time, I hope a very short time, men and women will discover that they are poor because Carnegie and Rockefeller, maybe, have more than they know what to do with. My people believe that the only way to help working girls is to get rich and give something to the poor. That is just the way not to do it. Working girls want only what they produce. If they get that they will have all they need. They can have silk underwear then."

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This is the boardgame version of the Steve Buscemi firefighter fact lol

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did you know that in that scene in that movie were the guy kicked that thing he actually broke his toe?

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Did you know that before chewbaca was cast in star wars, he was a lab test consultant for Loreal

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was meant to illustrate the dangers of unchecked capitalism.

I mean, yeah, but also no. It was anti-land lord and was advocating Georgism and a land value tax. Georgism includes corporations as victims to land lord hoarding and doesn't criticize capitalism, per se.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We should make a game based on Monopoly, that gives players options to destroy the system; unionize, give their money to charity (and get more for good appearances), lobby for higher tax rates, etc.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Let's call it "Prosperity"!

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One early version was like that, it was called "The Prosperity Game" and gave players the ability to vote to change the economics of the board from "The Hoarder Era" to "The Prosperity Era." https://prosperitygame.org/

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago

Printer goes brrr

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Does anyone actually like Monopoly? It is the worst board game in existence.

To me, it's not even a game, because players don't make any decisions. You roll a die and go a number of steps, no player agency so far. After that you technically have a decision to buy or not to buy the property. But it is not really a decision, you need to buy it, if you can afford it.

I believe the main reason people say that they don't like board games is because the only board game they played is Monopoly.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its an RNG fest.

My wife had dominated rolls. Buying multiple properties. Other players got some, but more of our rolls were railroads, and chance spots. Everyone was bleeding dry. So I finally got the peasants to unite. We had 3 other players basically form a company and rallied to take down the empire. By that time though, it was too late.

If she had one or two rolls into our meager hotels, maybe things could have turned but never happened. We hit one or two of her properties and that was the final nail. We couldn't recover.

The game is pure RNG and don't let anyone tell you it isnt. You can maybe talk and deal your way to victory if someone doesn't understand the game, but if everyone is seasoned. It's who lands on the most properties to chain.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah almost pure RNG as you said. Last time I played with 3 others I played as cut throat and by the rules as possible any I still lost because literally nobody ever landed on my maxee out mid tier properties. Like in 10 or so rounds (full board rotations) after maxing it out nobody of the other 3 landed on any of those properties once. And then I went bankrupt by landing on the most expensive tile 3 rounds in a row.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There is some strategy you’re not thinking of. Too much to go into in one comment. I just played a full 6 hour game with a 9 year old and a 6 year old, both with ADHD, and they didn’t wander off once. The game has its charms.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

The reason people hate it is because they don’t follow the rules.

They put tax money in the center and pretend “free parking” means “payday”.

They prevent purchases until a lap or two around the board.

They allow landed-on properties to go unpurchased.

They allow no-rent agreements between players.

And then they have the audacity to bitch that the game takes too fucking long. After removing every god damn mechanism the game has to end.

There is strategy in knowing what to purchase, what to bid at auctions, what properties to develop and when and how much, and what to trade.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

One of the canon rules is you can't skip a property sale.

If a player lands on a property, they earn the right to buy it at cost, or start an auction.

If they don't have the money to buy it, they can only auction.

Other players can buy the property you landed on

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

100% agree. My family always played strict rules, and the game was always a painful slog. Constant mortgaging properties to afford rent somewhere else, a whole game hanging on $11 here and there. The game I played in a mobile home during power outages was about living paycheck to paycheck.

The first time I saw people do the free parking tax money thing, I thought they were joking. The fuck kind of soft baby game is this? Two times around the board first? Why? Just give $600 more to start, idiots. Why not let the car roll 3 dice or some shit because a car goes faster than an iron?

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not the worst game in existence, I own a much worse game called War on Terror. Here it is.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (9 children)

It was literally designed to be a metaphor for capitalism. You’re not supposed to enjoy playing unless you are lucky enough to be the one winning.

[–] raid_dad@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had almost exactly the same exact comment written out before I saw yours. Its original title was “The Landlord’s Game”.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That was a different game, the original by Liz Magie. Darrow pretended he never heard of it, plagiarised it, but made it worse, then claimed it was his own idea. It all got settled later on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord%27s_Game

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its actually a pretty good metaphor. Imagine playing the game and never buying any assets, just passing Go and collecting a paycheck. That's how most people live their lives. If you live in a capitalist country, you either aquire assets, or accept you will be exploited by those with all the assets. Its a simple and horrible system, and its all right there in a 100 year old kids game.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The main difference being that most people never have an opportunity to buy assets because they are too busy paying rent on other people’s assets. The game assumes you are a capitalist already, and you are playing against other capitalists.

Which actually is an even better metaphor, regular people don’t even get to play the game.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or just do it trump style and steal it from everyone while raping children.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget molesting women and funding genocides

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Nah, that's just plain old overnight loans.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago
[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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