The real trolly problem is we got rid of them a 100 years ago.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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I AM cute
:3
UwU
The new trolley problem: Can you handle being called cute?
is it bad being called cute?
Depends on your ability to handle compliments
Sus
JK Studios
I don't care what everyone thinks of me.
PULL THE LEVER!!!
WRONG LEVER!!!
I needed this today. Thank you.
I like riding on a train/trolley :3
*ding ding*
WHEEEE!
"On a train" as in inside, or like on a mini train where you literally on top?
Yes.
I'm sure I'd still find a way to be responsible for my own displeasure. Would still be cute tho
The solution to the trolley problem is always, stop the trolley, call the police, untie the people. If you can't stop the trolley you are under no obligation to redirect it.
If the only other would be my mom and no one else I would accept the "everyone thinks that you're cute" part. Otherwise I would politely, but firmly, say to the people to go to the optician, because for sure they would wrong AF.
my dude i am lopsided as fuck, have seven buttholes and am gorgeous. beauty has nothing to do with the body it's a personality thing. obviously mine is so egotistical i have to duck to walk through doorways but you catch my point? once you're older than like, 25, if you're kind you're pretty (it shows up on the lines you get on your face. don't worry about wrinkles. they're good) and like, i dunno but everyone i think is cool thinks that way too.
Okay but wheres all the cars and FREEDOM?!
cute, inferior scum