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[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago
[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

"Now watch this drive." immediately smashes thumb

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago

This picture was designed in a lab to be wrong.

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Shiny new hard hat but no other PPEchefs-kiss

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

It's okay. He has servants to be his eyes if he loses them

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

See 'em coming as soon as they get to site

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 22 points 5 hours ago

The tweed suit really sells it

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 30 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

This may have been captured at the perfect moment to look incompetent but he was actually doing it right I think, you can see the nail is driven in and he's about to hit it again, he was probably holding it in the instant before the photo and pulled his hand away with his fingers still pinched just as it was captured. Not to defend him but I think the timing is funny.

But you can definitely tell he's just hitting a nail into wood arbitrarily for the photo, and his grip on the hammer bothers me.

[–] BonsaiBoo@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

Sometimes a metaphor is just a metaphor, it works even if the funniest interpretation is misinformed

blazer and hard hat lmao what a fucking dweeb

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

at least the hammer head is facing the right direction. jesus.

i move for the provisional revolutionary government to recognize the only princely william as William Prince, a First Nations folk singer.

the so-called "Prince" William is to be stripped of his title and henceforth referred to as Bill Louis, his birth name.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Those fingers are worth millions a peasant like you wouldn't understand.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

I've got a finger for him