Astronut

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[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It’s three to one

He knows he’s done

Them three kittens

Have six murder mittens

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.

Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

And second time and third time and thousands of times since 1973 when it came out! It’s the only album I’ve bought on 8-track, cassette, album, CD, and digitally throughout the years.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 14 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

They’ll probably remember this forever!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~
[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!