Clathrate_Gun

Answer:
Because they have big fingers

This.
It’s old advice that used to work, and it worked very well.

Step 1:
Hold hands under dryer

Step 2:
Wipe hands on shirt

Is that Miss Geist from Clueless?

Apple holding its ground against fascist anti-privacy demands is like the one topic where the anti-Apple brigaders don’t jump in to tell us about how Apple is an evil anti-customer machine.

Edit: Nevermind it turns out I’m wrong.

{posted from my iPhone}

Thoughts and prayers