Chapotraphouse

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I mean probably not though right

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Up to $150,000 a year

mfer your company is literally called "pay nothing" fuck off lmao

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Tried setting my VPN to various countries in Europe, America and Asia but it's no use. Also tried clearing cookies shrug-outta-hecks

The site works fine on my phone though. Gonna boot into Windows to see what the story is there later

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The following is all 100% real advice I got from a corporate worker today.

  1. We expect you to be independent as soon as you come in

  2. It's OK to ask questions, but we won't baby you through the work (aka, clearly showing all the steps. You're expected to figure out the steps on your own*)

  3. If you have a PhD It's seen as low work experience. We expect you to get a PhD on the side (which also means no pay and you're working while doing the PhD). BTW, PhDs are counting as working employees for the purpose of getting student discounts and housing. They are given salaries.

  4. Companies these days prefer to keep low headcounts and off-load the work onto interns and agency flexible workers

  5. This country is a "relationship based country" so you need good social skills (and nepotism) to get a job. If you make friends during your internship it matters more than doing a good job because then your friend will recomend you to the recruiters and the recruiters won't even bother posting jobs online.

*this is genuinely what she said. I'm not exaggerating. Imagine being at an engineering company and expecting the new hires to fucking do the thing on their own and I guess fuck up whatever experimental/proprietary/institutional/tech debt/whatever tf process you have.

This is the state of capitalism here. In any socialist revolution we are 100% going to have to destroy the scrouge known as "networking" (aka corruption). All jobs should go through a common online portal that takes anonymous applications!

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A bit of a letdown after last week's all-timer, but it's nice to see some Vegan Sicko representation.

https://theonion.com/calves-and-have-nots/

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Obviously I hate everything about the rich and obviously they wouldn't be rich unless they were unimaginative, but still.

I live very close to some very wealthy people. My neighbors are millionaire landlords, retirees, and labor aristocrats. Some nearby houses are owned by billionaires or people who are close to billionaires or might as well be billionaires. I walk past these places almost all the time. (The owners are seemingly never home.) And something that gets me about them is that despite all their money and power, they're still stuck in the same shithole as the rest of us. They still have to drive to these places, even if they're billionaires and they have drivers. They still get stuck in traffic. They can't ride their helicopters to their houses, and the nearest airport is forty minutes away on a road that sucks ass. Can't take a bicycle: you'll die. Can't take public transportation: there isn't any. Can't do shit. They still have to deal with people driving past their houses, sometimes very close. They still have to deal with shitty cell service all the time. Since landlords stole all the housing here, there's a critical shortage of workers. If some appliance breaks in your house, it can take days or weeks to get someone to fix it, if anyone shows up at all.

And hey, this place is beautiful, that's why billionaires and millionaires are here, but it used to be better. The first summer of the pandemic, no tourists were here. (We're usually swamped with tourists.) I couldn't believe how much wildlife I saw. I saw a seal swimming around at the beach. I saw a fucking kingfisher. I never see this shit here. And just imagine what this place was like before European settlers ruined it. Supposedly migrating whales filled the horizon. You could see them from land. Migrating birds blocked out the sun for days. It was so cold in the winter, you could walk across the frozen sea to the outer islands. 99% of this shit is gone now. Instead, the billionaires and millionaires are doing the same shit as the rest of us. Yes, they can go sailing or whatever, but they still spend a lot of time staring at their fucking phones, at fucking instagram slop or who the fuck even knows. Like, these guys won, this is the world they made, and they're all on shitloads of anxiety medication. (I'm not going to tell you how I know, but I know.) And I'm not making fun of people on anxiety medication. I'm just trying to say that even the people at the very top, the richest people who have ever existed, are deeply unhappy. Billionaires know there's eight billion of us and only a few thousand of them, plus their running dogs in the police and military and corporate media, plus the few hundred million people (the global 10%) who identify with them.

I've worked for people like this before. At one house I worked at a looooooong time ago, the guy had, like, dozens of people working around him all the time, landscaping, gardening, serving him, whatever. Who the fuck wants to live like that? I get nervous around waiters and waitresses. I can't stand using money to make people who are less fortunate than me do things. (I have never worked as a waiter but I've seen plenty of videos of waiters and waitresses literally screaming and crying about their jobs so it seems like not the most satisfying profession.) I guess if you're a rich piece of shit, you view servants as objects, as not something human, but it really bothers me. And like...under capitalism, everything we use is impregnated with the ghosts of the people who made it. Most of the people reading these words are in the imperial core. Even if you just buy a bag of chips, the ghosts of the workers who made those chips are in the bag. We just can't see them.

And the fundamental lack of imagination of the rich is one reason it's like this. I think about collective power. Collective wealth. Guaranteeing necessities for all means that you don't have to worry about peasants with pitchforks burning down your house. You could have bullet trains, buses, bicycles, better infrastructure, communal living, community events. You could be part of a community. You could do fun things with all kinds of different people who would genuinely like you. You wouldn't be paying them. And they wouldn't be trying to swindle you. If we all lived in Soviet apartment blocks, we could concentrate all the population and amenities in one place in this area. Everything else could be for wildlife and nature and whatever. You would see all kinds of crazy shit whenever you went on a hike. You could have memories, instead of wasting your life scrolling your phone.

But no. We can't do any of this. It's impossible. Because the line must go up. The numbers that don't even mean anything to you anymore need to increase. That's all that matters.

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The T1 Phone comes with 512GB of storage for $499 (promotional pricing). For that price, you get the Truth Social app pre-installed on your phone. Given its HTC U24 Pro-shared roots, there’s also a 3.5mm headphone jack. The box notes that the T1 Phone is “Proudly Assembled in the USA,” rather than the previous claim of being “Made in USA.”

Headphone jack?!?!? brrrrrrrrrrrr

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“She’ll turn Karnes ICE Detention Center into a prison for American Zionists and former ICE officers for human trafficking,” Galindo wrote in an Instagram post over the weekend, referring to herself in the third person. “It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists.”

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If I have such a low skill job... how can I suck at it? smuglord

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