Snort_Owl

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THEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIT in c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Capitalism would work if the market made only what I want and nothing else (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Snort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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The theory for this is i like good things and everyone else likes bad things.

I am Sport_Owl, here to extol the wonders of eating healthy and regular exercise. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

You will eat your mcdonalds and be happy

I am Sport_Owl, here to extol the wonders of eating healthy and regular exercise. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Remember kids, eat mcdonalds and goon all day

Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

It was so long ago i can’t remember if i hallucinated it or not

Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I’m relitigating the cast iron pan struggle session on the side of stainless steel pans

Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The iron in my blood has gone rusty

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Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. (hexbear.net)
 

I ate an entire cast iron pan after the cast iron pan struggle session and now I don’t feel so good

The number of people who think I and Dort_Owl are the same person is non zero so I can ruin their reputation by saying…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Dort owl more like mole Trotsky in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Leon Dortsky

The number of people who think I and Dort_Owl are the same person is non zero so I can ruin their reputation by saying…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I also am infact not covered in dort and also have a secret stash of noses for the nose shrine to pray to the nose god Snort_Owl who is actually the original Owl account and all other Owls are stolen valour

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The number of people who think I and Dort_Owl are the same person is non zero so I can ruin their reputation by saying…. (hexbear.net)
 

I Dort_Owl have a large collection of funkopops and the first 24 karat gold labubu

There’s a worm at the bottom of the garden and his name is wiggly woo in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

B.J. Blazkoworm

Yeah I’m a C.H.U.D in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am Dort_Owls horrific necktie

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Yeah I’m a C.H.U.D (hexbear.net)
 

Charming

Hunkular

Unflappable

Dilf

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There’s a worm at the bottom of the garden and his name is wiggly woo (hexbear.net)
 

I ate him

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Probiotics? No I’m anti biotics (hexbear.net)
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My life is a bit account (hexbear.net)
 

I look in the mirror, honk my clown nose and get ready for another day of shit posting

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What’s your favourite smell? (hexbear.net)
 

Mine is ball smell. Its distinct aroma very moreish it sticks in my mind. Kind of musky like a cellar reminds me of home.

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Dirt_Owl is to Yurt_Owl as Dort_Owl is to Snort_Owl (hexbear.net)
 

Hello fellow compatriots

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