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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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angry-place

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submitted 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

Why aren't you eating it? It's magic...

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Personally I hate everything.

Especially your smelly cats face.

Your cat smells and I'm sick of pretending it doesn't just to spare your feelings.

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submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

ROFL

Sorry I mean Beanis

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Comrades! As we know, for using Maoist Standard English (MSE), we replace some letters with reactionary symbols. The universally accepted changes are these:

  • "KKK" for "k" and "hard c",
  • "SS" or "$" for "s".

While these changes are adequate, in my humble opinion, they are not enough for enraging the liberals and fascists. For expanding our MSE alphabet, I present you some new replacements.

  • "卐" for "x",
  • "𖦏" for "o",
  • "ꑭ" for "n",
  • "88" for "b",
  • Using "ϟϟ" instead of "SS" when possible,
  • "✡" for "a".

Now, I believe that the most controversial addition would be "✡", because it represents Judaism. But I believe our Judaist and Jewish comrades would understand we mean to target and offend Israelis and Zionists.

I am also open for other changes and additions from my comrades.

Long live the revolution, long live the working class of the world!

Edit: With the recent news about some clowns in Ukraine, I decided to propose another addition:

  • "✙" or "✠︎" for "t"

This should be a reminder for us that the reactionary forces will revive every hate symbol existed.

Edit 2: As comrade @DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net suggested, I'm adding other imperial currencies in the list:

  • "€" for "e",
  • "£" for "L",
  • "¢" for "ch"
  • "¥" for "y",
  • "₩" for "w".

I also suggest using "$" for "soft c" and "sh" sounds, that way we can keep "$" and "ϟϟ" separated.

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Liberalism, a bourgeois and therefore rightwing ideology, is the most effective attack on class consciousness and the cause of equality (the result of real equity), workers empowerment and universal human dignity, communism, yet. And the bourgeoisie understand this well. They understand fascism is not possible to achieve or sustain without it's own "left wing", its own "moderates". And so it is, that liberalism is the leftwing of fascism. Fascism has no roots in or existence in socialism or communism. Fascism is not merely authoritative government, it is by definition a tool of capital for the preservation of capital and class.

The phrase "scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds", and its variants, originated within leftist and anti-imperialist political discourse, long before Jonah Goldberg's 2008 book, an obvious effort to rehabilitate Nazism, fascism and capitalism with misdirection and lies, especially by omission.

It's well documented that during the 1920s–1930s, the Communist International (Comintern) adopted the position that social democrats and moderate liberals were "social fascists" — not merely allies of capitalism, but active enforcers of bourgeois rule who would inevitably side with reactionary forces against revolutionary movements. Today people are more naturally inclined to say "liberal fascist" or even "rainbow fascist", as the "social" has been de-emphasized (after all, "There's no such thing as society" for fascists). This was especially prominent during the "Third Period" (1928–1933), when communists viewed reformist leftists as the main obstacle to revolution, even more dangerous than open fascists. These communist have been proven right by history, as today the fake electoral left is as bad or worse than the ostensibly rightwing and pro-fascist. Trump and global Western fascism today, genocide and all, would not be possible without liberals siding with their natural allies, fascists. Capitalists, over the genuine, anti-capitalist, left. Because in truth caitalism and fascism are one, liberals apply endless hypocritical exceptionalism to avoid facing this reality.

The Black Panther Party later popularized a proverbial form in the U.S., using it to critique "liberal" politicians and institutions that rhetorically supported civil rights but upheld systemic oppression through capitalism, policing, poverty and war. Similar phrases appear in 1982 writings referencing British leftism and was used by activists like Larry Carter in the poverty movement to highlight how neoliberal elites claim and parade moral progressivism while enabling repressive policies and the massive global immiseration of capitalist empire.

While Jonah Goldberg claimed the term "liberal fascism" came from H.G. Wells in 1932, he did not invent the concept, nor was he the first to use it critically. The left's use of the idea predates him by decades, not as a rhetorical weapon against the fake-left and liberalism, but as a revolutionary critique of liberalism’s role in preserving capitalist/fascist domination, through bribe, fraud or force, through authoritarian means.

Goldberg’s book repurposed and distorted this critique, flipping it to accuse the American left, not merely liberals, of fascist roots, a claim widely rejected by historians of various stripes. Scholars like Robert Paxton and Roger Griffin emphasize that fascism is inherently anti-left, anti-socialist, and anti-liberal, emerging from ultra-nationalist, authoritarian right-wing movements, not progressive ones. Other works exposing, from the left, the rightwing and pro-fascist, if not fascist, nature; Leon Trotsky, Georg Lukács, Bertolt Brecht, Domenico Losurdo, Gabriel Rockhill, Herman Wallace & George Jackson, Allan E. S. Lumba, Georgi Dimitrov, Palmiro Togliatti, Vladimir Lenin (The State and Revolution), Prabhat Patnaik and many, many more. All excluded for the most part from Western education and consciousness under liberalism, capitalism, fascism.

The original critical use of the term, "liberal fascism", is leftwing, anti-fascist and anti-capitalist, a warning that liberalism is innately fascist and pro-fascist because it is innately pro-capitalist and pro-capitalism, facilitating or enabling covert and overtly fascist outcomes by defending capitalist hierarchy. As opposed to Goldberg’s polemic, which is misdirection and the rehabilitation of rebranded fascism and Nazism, eg Zionism and US humanitarian Interventionism (ie imperialism).

The importance of defeating and supplanting liberalism for the genuine, anti-capitalist, left, cannot be overstated. It is a ideology the bourgeoisie has deliberately propagated to divide and us, cripple us intellectually, and twist us into supporting fascism/capitalism. And yes, fascism is capitalism. if there's a difference, it's that we save the word "fascist" for when capitalist imperialism and domination is done to white people in Europe, or our honorary whites.

Please discuss. Save any Ad Hominems, they are low brow and lazy.

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... is the post you don't make

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Hehehehehehehe

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It's freezing and snowing...AGAIN. People are saying they are sick of winter and it's only the middle of January folks.

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I want to see more movies where:

  1. There are at least two named characters that are women,
  2. They beat the absolute shit out of each other, and
  3. They do it over something other than a man.
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is a mediocre post.

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erstrogen

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beanis is the reason Pell grant recipients who have owned a business for 20 years don't have healthcare. Prove me wrong. You can't

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Blorptube watch party irl

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It seemed like a good deal, but now what am I supposed to do with all this paper?

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Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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