ButtBidet

joined 4 years ago
 

fuck

 

I think because of the heat or humidity, but this season my cishet has been very low. I went to do the doctor for a scan. They told me I have zero cysts, which really freaks me out.

I've already tried the following:

  • Buying magazines about muscular guys so I can be more like them
  • Putting on alpha man hypno videos
  • Going to rugby matches and cheering for our lads. Who's the quarterback? Is everyone the quarterback??
  • Typing "manliest song" into Spotify and turning up the volume on my laptop

Please let me know what I'm doing wrong and how I can jack my cishet quantity.