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badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I Have No Ass And I Must Shit
Under communism we all share one ass and its my turn to shid.
I have banned shidding. Pray I do not ban pissing.
Fun fact, birds piss in their shit. This is why their feces are so high in urea.
Noooo not my one joke. What will I do now?!?
Fard
Wait a minute...owls don't have butts! Care to explain?
For sale: owl ass, never shit
GIVE IT BACK
I found this one fair and square
Insurance fraud nuff said
How did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
h-how much?
A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I've always wanted a minty ass
i have no ass, and i must fart.
Fortunately they replaced it with a hole so you actually can only shit
...oh
Boy and here I thought I didn't have much of an ass
Excuse me I was rocking a prime dumpy before they stole it!
We need to investigate who stole the dumptruck.
I bet it was @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net that ass stealing motherfucker
Got ur ass
They just wanted to sniff the booty, can't be helped.
Yeah but I can put a candle in you now and your eyes will glow!
Don't owls shit out their mouths?
If this comes across as a direct attack, that is because it is.
excuse me, that isn't shit, it's a valuable scientific educational material. Show some respect.
I respect the fact that owls are inferior raptors to hawks. Does that count?
I could beat a punk ass hawk in a fight and you know it
Probably. Because. Of. Stink.
No, SchillMenaker, they vomit out the indigestable remains, and shit out the ones they can digest.
I would simply digest the remains
I’m sorry to tell you this but I think you’re a dice tower now
so uh what can I smell then
Goatse Owl
lets check the owl ass lost and found just in case