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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me gangster-spongebob

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.

Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Deal, I've always wanted a minty ass