Dort_Owl

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My hatred of Dorf is now pure. I have achieved enlightenment.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Before anyone amswers remember I have aerial advantage

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Me. I'd kick both their asses. owl-pissed

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I could answer that but I'd be banned crush

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do not smooch the traffic cone

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

THATS ENOUGH THANK YOU

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Heh, you don't know?

aware

oh god

I DON'T KNOW EITHER ooooooooooooooh

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?

 
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah I can't draw for shit lmao

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

See this is why you should trust me instead of the beanis posters because I would NEVER come clean

 
 
 

Bean appétit

 

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"Dr. House!" Said the mean boss lady of doctors, "How are our patients supposed to call us if you keep eating our staff phone!"

Hot doctor walked in and laughed "Oh Dr. House, you really are a stinker!"

Dr. House started ringing, but no one could answer the call because it was inside the House

Also he was dead because eating a phone is fatal.

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Jealous?

 

owl-pissed u have been warned

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Why would you roast me like this?

 
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