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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You looking like a Monster in Pikmin

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit you turned into a spider!! I don't think you're ok at all!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WHAT

I WAS TRYING TO TURN INTO A DORT

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh no! Something must have gone wrong! Are you sure you said the incantation correctly?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck, a spider must have walked into the rat sacrifice pile

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I'm fumbkin shplinging

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

your hat makes you look very fashionable

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's definitely something wrong with your toes, but I prefer this new color combination over your ugly, mud-grey colored feathers.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what if instead of Dort_Owl it was Dark_Owl and they scared the absolute shit out of you

119 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN moon

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no

i didn't look at the picture

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

walter-breakdown

one million vine boom SFX as my heart dissolves from this betrayal

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It was very naughty to steal the VLC logo and wear it on your head.