Hestia

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Obviously not with the headlines I see.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Her butch girlfriend

 

Hey everyone! We’re under new management and this guy is now in charge of the site.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can jack off the working class but the dong of the master shall remain forever out of grasp

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn you got to the joke first -_-

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

We’re digging a hole to china — this will optimize trade

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He yearns for the day he gets to add 4 short lines to the X in a windmill pattern

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The water is replaced by Faygo

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fuck, I selected the wrong player model

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You don’t want to fuck my dad… he’s a war criminal.

Sat his ass down on uranium tank shells. Now he can only fire blanks.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

“Left vs. right” is a good way to refer to things in shorthand, but bad in regards to having a conversation that isn’t surface level.

I never call myself a leftist. I always refer to myself as a communist instead

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

“Left vs. right” is a good way to refer to things in shorthand, but bad in regards to having a conversation that isn’t surface level.

I never call myself a leftist. I always refer to myself as a communist

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok grok, do your thing.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Hestia@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Some of the animals are really into these things called “humans” and even have “Skinsonas” to look like them.

 

Skill issue. I personally wouldn’t have gotten shot. I would’ve done a dodge roll and used invincibility frames to avoid the bullet.

 

I did not have sexual relations with any furniture, with or without armrests.

 

Oh, you’ve never had that message pop up? Try being a little cooler.

 

Bush’s baked beans

 

And if I do see it, then I'm still gonna flip the fuck out

 

a cracker barrel on every street corner

 

God damn, now this is a bad one.

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