Hestia

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Liberals don't have object permanence. Once they saw that guy wasn't in the next picture, they thought China made him cease to exist.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I personally keep mine in a drawer with a false bottom. It requires you to use a ballpoint pen on the bottom of the drawer to access it. If you don't open it correctly it's rigged to catch fire.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

There's no such thing as a good post. Just less bad posts.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm three beers deep and starting on a fourth."

Still want me to come in?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably didn't "escape"

They were released intentionally. And now that there's a problem which the tech mogels have created, they'll sell a solution.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'm super glad that I'm not growing up with this shit. It's terrifying to think about how my age group may be one of the last that went through school without any AI influence. These kids aren't going to know how to do anything without AI.

BTW, Dogpile is a good search engine if you're looking for something that gets rid of a lot of the AI nonsense

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

You just need the first sign and most of the French speakers won't come in anyway.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I'm just thinking of all the gooners who fail to do basic maintenance and cleaning of their sex toys.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We actually abolished the tipping model a while ago.

We now charge a gratuity fee at a fixed 15%

 

I've heavily encouraged people to make heavy use of it to avoid friction on this site.

Just food for thought for anyone who has ever wished to not see a comment from a toxic individual again: there's literally a button for that!

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scout is literally God's gift to women in the canon. She's just helping him fulfill his destiny

 

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Hestia@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Some of the animals are really into these things called “humans” and even have “Skinsonas” to look like them.

 

Skill issue. I personally wouldn’t have gotten shot. I would’ve done a dodge roll and used invincibility frames to avoid the bullet.

 

I did not have sexual relations with any furniture, with or without armrests.

 

Oh, you’ve never had that message pop up? Try being a little cooler.

 

Bush’s baked beans

 

And if I do see it, then I'm still gonna flip the fuck out

 

a cracker barrel on every street corner

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