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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Goya Foods Inc. has been paying me $50 per beanis post as part of a grass-roots marketing campaign. It's unorthodox but sales of frijoles have increased in Fairfax, VA, by 6.8% y.o.y. since the bean meme was created outstripping other category competitor canned and package dry goods.

If you check the first letter of each of my last posts it spells out Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno, as a form of subtle subconscious reinforcement.

It does pain me to tell you all this, but it was for a good cause. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism so I took that bag of garbanzos and just ran with it.

I hope in time you'll come to forgive me for this deception. Damn I could really go for a Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise right now how about you.

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

See this is why you should trust me instead of the beanis posters because I would NEVER come clean

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

volcel-kamala

I came clean.... I have broken the oath

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this is why bean has always been reactionary

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Oh so it's all well and good when xi jinping pays you 0.50c to shill for Big China, but when I get a small kickback from Big Bean suddenly I'm a rabid fash. Figures that you lot would be anti-beantreprenreurial

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Drumpf 🤣🤣🤣

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

grassroots more like asspoops PIGPOOPBALLS

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

AstroTurf more like AsstroTurd

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

I thought you loved beanis more than anyone... kril-wtf It was all a lie ... I can't even kril-at-sea

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was paid by Vladimir putler to post beanis so I wonder if they're in cahoots

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ooh do you get a referral bonus? Sign me up

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Sorry since you didn't know I get a referral Beanis I can't in good faith refer you