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I seriously recommend that you don't start fights with hexbear (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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This one time I did argue with them about the stuff I learnt from NY times and they dogpiled on me and broke me. They are very organized and have the same ideas and it is impossible to have a civil discussion without getting constantly dunked on and everything you say becomes imperialist propaganda for them and I couldn't even disengage but that wasn't even the worst part of it. That night I had strange dreams about pigs eating beans and the beans kept repeating "Hi! I am beanis! boil me! boil me! and eat me" and when I woke up from that strange nightmare, there was a pig in my room and it was sh*ng on it's own bls!!! Can you imagine how traumatic that was for me? On top of that it was carrying a note that said "Make sure to feed him more slop ^_^ " I was terrified so I did as I was instructed to. I am literally shaking as I type this... You seriously don't know what they are capable of.

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[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?

[โ€“] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

You should not fight with them. They drop dirt on you while as soon as you get out of your car and everyone will laugh at you :( If you are too nice to them then they start sending you lunchboxes at work with rats and beans.