Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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You should not fight with them. They drop dirt on you while as soon as you get out of your car and everyone will laugh at you :( If you are too nice to them then they start sending you lunchboxes at work with rats and beans.
one time. i talked to hexbear, yeah? i was like. it's still her turn! because it's still her turn, you know. and they upbeared me. they really upbeared me. i thought they agreed. but it turns out they thought i was joking. why would i joke about something as important as voting? really weird guy that hexbear
Hexbears have refuse to follow rules and never vote for the ones waiting for their turn. Infact they even refuse to vote because they don't want lesser evil. Hello! we live in a democracy here. They have no sense of civility 😔
I'm not a fraid of hexbears they are like a first level boss that has a beanbastic opening attack but upon further nunced analysis it reveals it's gaping jarjar vulnerabilities
but those vulnerabilities are even more scary :(
ENOUGH! Hexbears must hexhibernate!
I heard that hexbears only hexhibernate during communist season under the right conditions. We must make arrangements and prepare communism for hexbears before communist season for our peace of mind. Make sure to 
for communism this year!