this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't believe you would say that 🀨

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What did it say, tell meeeeeee

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I said she bought a Switch 2!

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

pigpoop

don't hide coward!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

The right is getting better at removed and it's making hexbears nervous

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

damn, what the hell they'd say???

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't believe they'd repress you like this A person disintegrating

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

They can't handle the truth

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Mark of Shame I call it

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

THE FUTURE IS NOW! OLD MAN! fellow-kids

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

chomsky-yes-honey But CyborgMarx, our accounts were created on the same day kitty-cri-screm

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Huh? Whatya say yoouuu zoomie? I-was-saying

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

a fraud, a phony, a dastardly bird doing lying deeds to give anxiety to poor Hexbears! angry-hex

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Don't be silly that's just the mods playing a silly prank hehehoho

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just assumed most of us are constantly nervous or anxious anyway

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

HahahahaHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M TOTALLY FINE N N Nnnnnn

bird-screm1

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA SAME

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Authoritarianism is when I can’t say slurs without them getting automatically filtered out

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago
[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

"I've found out where you live and I'm coming to your house to steal your beans"

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

"...'til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!"