Damarcusart

joined 8 months ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm already a massive sissy, I don't need help with that, can I get the proletarianification part though? I think my job might technically make me petit bourgeoisie.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That movie is so bad it makes me think that they didn't know what kind of movie they were making until about 3/4ths of the way through production, when they finally got the rights to Dragonball, before that they were just filming scenes in the hopes of maybe editing the movie once they could attach some kind of recognisable franchise to it.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and also furiously masturbates over the Top Gun movies.

With those shirtless volleyball scenes, I can't really blame him.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Rambo

I think you mean Rambo II. Rambo 1 is horrible propaganda that suggests that the US doesn't treat their veterans with respect!

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

No idea how Fatty Bear got his own game. I swear he must've been a friend of the boss or something, he was completely unprofessional, he showed up to recording absolutely shitfaced, he threw up on Pajama Sam and drove Putt-putt into a ditch.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Oh I get it, it says "TAXES" and it is an axe. How very witty.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Kelly tries his best, but he can never quite reach the heights of the OG boomer political comics.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

record scratch

"Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

BUT THE GREEN M&M STILL ISN'T SEXY ANYMORE!!! frothingfash

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

A lion can run up to 80 km/h, which is highway speed, and well above the usual speed limit of 60 in urban areas. That's why people get so scared when a lion is running around the city, because they'll just be flagrantly breaking all the speed limits.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not anymore, they all got closed down in 2016. sadness

 
 

I cannot believe these tag lines! When have I EVER been reasonable?!

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