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Dragonball Evolution. Nah fuck the thread title I need to get this off my chest. This shit right here pushed Japanese soft power back by centuries. This shit had to have been directed by frieza. There isn't bigger show of contempt from the west towards them since the plaza accords... Or that Godzilla movie. How will I explain to trunks that my greatest rival was nicknamed geeku?
How can I look my grandchildren in the eyes and lie to them telling them about the wonders of the world fueling their childlike curiousity when this dogshit exists? 
Dare I say this has done to my reality what cats has done to felines 
Nah naw fuck them dudes 
You couldn't tell me this wasn't propaganda. This is saiyan erasure 
Get off me kakarot I must fedpost. I must
That movie is so bad it makes me think that they didn't know what kind of movie they were making until about 3/4ths of the way through production, when they finally got the rights to Dragonball, before that they were just filming scenes in the hopes of maybe editing the movie once they could attach some kind of recognisable franchise to it.
Whyyyyyyyy why why why why why did they make the kamehameha look like airbending? Why piccolo look like a power rangers villain? Shit smell like hippo tail. Smell like sweat off a honey possum's balls. This shit is the reason animals eat their young.
They were supposed to get a budget of $100 million, but ended up getting only $30 million. It's not the only reason the movie is bad, but it does explain a lot. Matt McMuscles did a video on it.