Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Did you hear about the guy who died when a giant copy of the periodic table fell on him? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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His death was ruled "exposure to the elements "

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Why is Sherlock Holmes' favourite restaurant a Mexican restaurant? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 hours ago by blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they always give him good case ideas

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Why give a bear anesthetic just to brush his teeth? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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There's safety in numb bears.

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Why is selling hand made whipped cream not a money maker? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 8 hours ago by rammer@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's a whisky business.

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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN (lemmy.world)
submitted 13 hours ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They get pretty upset

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I tried playing horse in basketball (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 hours ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They seemed more interested in just eating hay …

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Riker's side project (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46014267

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I had doubts about the abilities of contractor I hired to put in a side walk (lemmy.world)
submitted 21 hours ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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But I must admit his work was pretty concrete ..

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I have a friend that was engaged 5 times but never married.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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That's a lot of near Mrs...

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What's ironman without the suit? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Stark Naked.

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I have to say, the bar for Dad Jokes has been lowered so much..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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That 3 guys just walked in to it....

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You know, it takes me 5 minutes to walk down to the local bar and 20 minutes to get back.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The difference is staggering!

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I applied to become a hairdresser... (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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...but I didn't make the cut.

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H O L E S (lemmy.zip)
submitted 6 days ago by lavienG@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Dad: Have you got any holes in your pants?

ME: Certainly not!

Dad: Then how do you get your legs through?

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Whats brown and sticky? (fedinsfw.app)
submitted 6 days ago by Elilol@fedinsfw.app to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A stick!

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Layers of dad jokes (media.piefed.world)
submitted 6 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/tenforward/p/1043082/layers-of-dad-jokes

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Albert Einstein was a real person ? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I thought he was a theoretical physicist

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Computer technology existed in the time of Moses. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because he went to the cloud and downloaded documents onto a tablet.

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Went into my backyard at 9 am and then again at 10 PM (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The difference was like day and night !

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If two ICE agents have a baby, is that a Ice Ice Baby? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by NarrativeBear@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45727895

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I found a physical dad joke from around the 1930s or '40s (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by GraniteM@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Looking into joining an origami club. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Seems like a good time to jump into the fold

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Why does Sherlock Holmes always get a big tax return? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because he's a master of deductions!

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