Calm down Tobey Maguire
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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i love the mouse cursor still being there
Someone should do the Predator handshake meme for Zoomers and Boomers using a camera phone to take a screengrab from a PC.
Uphill both ways from the water hose when the street lights come on!
Shaka, when the walls fell and gas was 15¢/gallon.
Finley and TheTechnician27 on the ocean
Tarmok and Jalad at the Applebees.
“When you’re here, you’re at Tanagra!”
15 cents a gallon??? What kind of rip off prices ARE these???
It costs a lot of money to find and extract oil now.
Most I'll pay is 9 cents per gallon.
Imperial or US customary? Because nine cents for a US gallon is a rip off.
back in my day, when some big, hairy beefcake was fucking me, I could scream, "fuck me, daddy!"
now, when I say that, he says, "what? I'm 12 years younger than you!" and everything screeches to a halt as I have an existential crisis.
lemme tell you: it really weird being talked-down from a panic attack while some guy has his dick inside you. somehow, the hotter he is only makes it worse.
10/10 storytelling. I felt every detail of it. Even his dick...
OK, that’s it. I’m never getting old.
Unclear if fountain of youth, or suicide.
c’est la vis
Back in my days, i was too young to be old.
Average people on the other hand are just getting more and more average
it has been going on for 2400 years, since antient Greeks complained about it
This goes back much further, about 5000 years further and it was in egypt
I should call her.
Given her position of power, I'm sure Cleopatra would be into pegging today.