sell me this pen
If you buy this pen I'll stop saying your name is in the Epstein files
dank memes
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sell me this pen
If you buy this pen I'll stop saying your name is in the Epstein files
If it works it works
Marketing background coming in handy I see
No resume needed, complete success
regards
this is the firm handshake of the rawring 20s
Hired.
It helps if the owner of the company's name actually IS in the Epstein files.
Elvis?!
Job market is so fucked, there's nothing to lose.
Just letting you know you forgot to redact your name

Luckily I stole this from the internet. I wish my name was Elvis, that would be awesome