I really wanna make an orc NPC who tries to spread the word of the virtues of orcish society, all while making it clear that he does not share these virtues. "I'm sick of humans seeing the villages I burn and the tableau of corpse entrails I use to write racial slurs, and they just brush it off as 'typical orc stuff'. No! I am an exceptionally vile orc, and I deserve recognition!"
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026
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"They call me the BUTCHER of GORZGNABEL! Do you think it's because I'm ORDINARY!? Because I'm UNEXCEPTIONAL!? NO! My own kind would prefer to scratch dirt for living - but I alone can drive them before me as an extension of my will! The orcish people have come to know my terror, and submitted to it like cowering dogs - and soon too will the race of man!"
Sounds like a true politician
The real p-zombies are the orcs we met along the way