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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Hey!!! Now, waitaminit!

Those "pieces of shit" do a bang up job of keeping the caterpilars and other pest creepy-crawlies off the fruiting trees.

NGL, have a friend whose house has 2-inch eaves (not soffits) that are lined each summer with wasps nests.

They do nothing but ferry all the caterpillars off the peach trees to their nests all summer long.

Also, as there are always people outside on the porch, the wasps are totally chill with everyone and no one has ever been stung or swooped at.

(Friend shares the bounty.. we get lots of peaches for their diligent work.. peach pies, peach cobbler, peach schnapps, peach jam, peaches with ice cream... you get the idea...)

It's about being a part of the territory, not an interloper.

I like the wasps.. now the white faced hornets.. that's another story. Utter cunts, those ones are.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! I'm so glad for lemmy opposed to reddit cause I see some wasp defense here! Wasps are bros.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I have no real ill will towards any bug that is outside other than horse flies. Horse flies can go to hell. Fucking bastards bite just for fun

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

And sweat bees.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Also, as there are always people outside on the porch, the wasps are totally chill with everyone and no one has ever been stung or swooped at.

In the States, our yellowjackets don't swoop and sting much, but they have a super-annoying tendency to hover over one's food. Possibly the behavior's a bit different where you are, possibly via related but different species.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It’s particularly bad in late summer and early fall, when their diet shifts to be more protein-rich — human food tends to be more appealing.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

We have wasps that love meat here, they come and sit at the table at your picnics. They're still friends though, even when you're fighting ten for a piece of sushi. They don't sting even when you accidentally hit them swatting them away

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Wasps are always invited to the cookout!

They actually scare away the flies from what I've seen. Flies puke on your food, wasps chomp intentionally leaving less fluids.

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Schnapps, you say? (suddenly in need of a drink )