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With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3283/
Red lives longer than blue and dwarves live longer than giants. That's why the Warhammer Dwarven Slayer is the best class.