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[โ€“] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 187 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dear Mr. Huang,

I have a proposal that will make your company a lot of money. In fact, I guarantee this deal will will increase NVIDIA's revenue by 19 billion USD.

All you have to do is invest 20 billion in my company, Al Is Awesome, LLC, and I will purchase 19 billion worth of NVIDIA cards to get my project off the ground.

Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Schipelborp
CEO, Founder, Al Is Awesome, LLC

[โ€“] oyo@lemmy.zip 14 points 23 hours ago

I would never invest in someone who can't spell their own name. Lucky for you, ai bros don't give a shit about that.