Save money. Get human shaped boxes with lids that they can lay down in to save energy to increase productivity!
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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Holy shit they're real
Do people really talk to LLMs that often?
No. Either you do it to make some weird KPI go up or you work on a very simple product.
Next up: Humans are hardwiring themselves to the computers, with only the brain and a few select "most important" organs remaining of them.
Somehow the AI part isnt as egregious as the talking part. You should at least be able to type basic sentences if you have a job in tech
Company-issued slop muzzles
So what is the real purpose? Surely this can't be it. Trying to solve a problem that has been solved more efficiently tons of times.
Just be like me and assume it's a shitpost until proven otherwise. If it's real then he's probably testing a specialised equipment
Lets assume AI can produce production ready code without any problems (this is what these CEOs likely believe anyway). Something that can produce thousands of lines of code per minute is not enough for these greedy fucks that now they want prompts given by speaking so that things move even faster?
The C-suite people got rich by (to be a little reductionist about it) telling other people what to do, and they can't imagine that everyone else wouldn't leap at the chance to do the same.
Most of them got rich by being born. Telling people what to do is just a fun pastime for them.
This is how you get Guild Navigators, you dont want that do you?