That's called saying hello to an old person
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2026
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So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
How about glory holes, but just for kissing only!!
It's an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.
This is the story of the one-eyed purple monster!
As long as you're ready to get an earful.
What if it was just a hole and you were never really sure what you were going to get. Maybe a delicious cream filled long John doughnut.
Shinshi shinshi
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of this dick
I was over hear trying to tell a story and I can't get more than a hum around the sides of this dick massaging my tonsils.
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The wonderful story? The lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song)":
Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear
What if you and I just shared impetigo