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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 220 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

They have guns up the wazoo to ensure no tyrant will ever rule them, and a tyrant rules them.

[–] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 92 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A coward with a gun is still a coward.

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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And the people yelling “come and take it” while waving “don’t tread on me” flags voted the tyrants in.

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[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

There's a DLC for Assassin's Creed III called The Tyranny of King Washington, exploring an alternate reality with a corrupt president. Not so wild a theory now

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"don't tread on me" in the streets, "please step on me daddy trump" in the sheets

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 12 points 2 weeks ago

All they had to do was teach them that tyranny looks like a bunch of brown people having jobs.

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[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My daughter sent me a TikTok about the government using counterintelligence techniques against left wing groups. I sent her the wikipedia page on Cointellpro with the comment “Sadly this is not new”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nothing about this is new. The authoritarianism, the concentration camps, the dispossessions, the witch-hunt of immigrants and people with a darker skin, the fearmongering, the robber baron oligarchs. We’ve all been here before. And not just once.

The truly astonishing cultural trait is that Americans keep on living in lalaland and pretend it isn’t happening, it never happened, and it COULD never happen cuz yada yada the Constitution and We The People and the second amendment.

Americans are one shortsighted bunch willing to swallow any and all propaganda.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think what made COINTELPRO stand out was how weird it was (experiments with LSD, etc.)

ETA: Never mind, I think I'm getting that confused with MKUltra.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I have a co-worker who fought in Vietnam. I showed him the thing about the Pentagon straight up admitting that the Gulf of Tonkin incident was bullshit, but he refused to accept it. Still feels that we had to fight that war because if we had allowed the communists to win, it would have meant that communism would have taken over the world ... even though we actually did lose that war.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The "domino theory" of communism never played out the way they said it would. Just a waste of blood and treasure.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any time someone brings up the draft I remind them the last time the U.S. did a draft it was for a war that they lost, and justified due to things that never actually happened after the U.S. lost.

So basically the U.S. enslaved and sent tens of thousands of people to their deaths for no reason.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They then abolished the draft due to public pressure but a little bit later started selective service registration just in case

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Draftees make horrible soldiers, especially in unpopular wars which, lets be honest, have been all of the US' military engagements since 1945. I think the military would rather do without them and the grenades that tend be dropped into the tents of sleeping COs.

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The military industrial complex needs its regular sacrifice every decade to keep the black heart pumping.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is very useful to have a permanent enemy that is both weak and omnipotent.

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[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

The Epstein Files will be released in 2126 to ensure that all guilty parties cannot face justice.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 47 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Theoretically that's what the 2A guns are meant to be for...

But doesn't really work out that way when the adversary is your own Government, who has access to very arguably the best armed police force and military in the world, and is more than willing to turn those on you.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The reason it doesn't work out that way is because we aren't organized. Yeah, sure, a lot of Americans are armed, but they're armed and alone. The intention behind the second amendment was that groups of citizens would form their own local militias and effectively be a distributed standing army ready to defend their liberty at a moment's notice, but the pervasive culture of individualism has twisted the second amendment into something else.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, but they hunt down and destroy militia groups when we try to do that.

At least any of the ones that aren't Nazis. In the past they hunted those down too, but we let the foxes into the hen house so now they get to stay.

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[–] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Theoretically the 2A is for a big well organised militia to oppose outside powers and to ensure the US doesn't need a big standing army

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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

My favorite weird thing about American culture is that it is so aggressive. Aggressive food (PopTarts, Big Gulps, etc), aggressive games (football), aggressive national anthem (literally about war), and so on. We are an oddly aggressive people.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

Pop tarts are aggressive..?

Regarding the national anthem, you should look up a translation of the French national anthem. And it probably isn't the most metal/aggressive national anthem out there, since it's one of the very few I even know.

Edit: I couldn't help but add this snippet

Grab your weapons, citizens! Form your battalions! Let us march! Let us march! May impure blood Water our fields!

Full lyric translation: https://www.thoughtco.com/la-marseillaise-frances-national-anthem-4080565

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful, that kind of talk may get you beaten up.

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[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

we show you a price, then charge more at checkout

it's easier to get a gun than a doctor's appointment

tipping

pharmaceutical commercials

casually having the largest prison population in the world and pretending it's normal

violence on tv is okay, but no cussing or sexuality

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[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One thing that, uh, amuses(?) me is that apparently there's still a national emergency from 9/11: https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/09/03/2025-16941/continuation-of-the-national-emergency-with-respect-to-certain-terrorist-attacks

You know how Hitler rose to power by abusing a national emergency regulation? You know how there was worry of Trump doing a fascism, back when Obama handed over to the guy? You know how Trump literally announced beforehand that he'll do a fascism, when Biden handed over to him?

Both could've chosen to terminate the national emergency. Neither did so.

https://www.courthousenews.com/biden-extends-9-11-state-of-emergency-by-a-year/

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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 39 points 2 weeks ago

When you’re watching adverts and a snippet of a tv show interrupts you.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Yeah it's gotta be the daily allegiance to the flag -thing for me. That shit hella weird.

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[–] lizzzy@feddit.uk 31 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Gun laws not changing after every mass shooting incident

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[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I played the storyline for Qube recently (10th Anniversary edition), and there was a hook that was supposed to be sad, but instead hit me as horribly American, plus a dash of victim blaming.

::: spoiler Spoiler "So, I want you to know, I’m only reading this because you wrote it to yourself.

"It was three PM on a Sunday. You were upstairs at home. A teenage boy broke into your house. He thought you were away on vacation. You went downstairs with your gun. You shot him in your living room. Only he wasn’t trying to rob you. He was passing by and saw a fire in your kitchen. He broke in to try and put it out. He was young and stupid and probably should have thought of a better solution. But you assumed the worst. You assumed the very worst and you shot him. He was paralyzed from the neck down. He died seven years later, alone, at night, in Penrose-St. Francis Hospital…"

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You mean like that Japanese kid that knocked on the wrong door and got shot? The guy who shot him was acquitted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Yoshihiro_Hattori

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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had no idea qube had a concrete plotline, as far as I ever saw, you are immediately thrusted into the puzzles.

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[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A huge amount of the population is truck-sexual.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

Their constitution is a divine document, dictated by the elder gods which cannot be altered in any way (including the amendments, oddly enough) and which can solve any problem and contains every truth.

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[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Injured people trying to escape from ambulance crews.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

I was just watching an old rerun of some generic tv drama, and a judge was signing a warrant, and saying "One day we're going to have to explain this to government sub-committee," and I thought, "IF that happens, and that's BIG IF, nothing will happen."

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

someone post all the major things the cia has done in the last 70 years by bullet point, much has been declassified and the fact none of the public is freaking out over the things they have done is maddening

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Well yeah, the CIA has done horrible stuff in the 40s, and the 50s, and the 60s... And the 70s and 80s and 90s... And some stuff in the 00s.

But now? They probably learned their lesson.

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