For the record, while this is very funny, I have seen no evidence that this actually happens.
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Nice meme! Downvoted for the asterisk, pussy. (Yes, spelt with a U, not a *)
For the curious, this is clearly an AI-tool and this cannot be trusted to report the factuality of anything.
Oh, shit my bad.
Careful there, don’t wanna offend anyone with those bad no no words
Yeah this tr*nd of cen*orin* wo*ds like t*is is fucking rid*culous.
Ok, how the fuck do I use asterisks without Lemmy thinking I'm itallican?
You gotta put a \ before the asterisk to cancel out the mark-up, like this: \*
(I used a second \ to cancel out the usual effect in the example. Fun fact, that cancellation is why the "shrug emoticon" sometimes loses an arm.)
I love markdown and stuff but also I'm sad I can't use "carat underscore carat" happy emoticons anymore because it mangles them lol.
No escapes:
^_^
Slash escapes like that neat trick up there...
^_^
Not even code block can save it.
^_^
Code block saves shruggie though!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lenny is safe...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ...for now
Awesome, and thank you so very much
Regex power!!!
I don't see how regex has anything to do with this, lemmy uses markdown for comment formatting
Christ I didn't even notice. These cowards have broken me.
Looks like a cunt to me.
People seriously believe this?
I don't care if it's real. I'm going to believe it's true because it's funny. AND I DESPERATELY NEED SOME LAUGH IN THE BIG 2026
nah, weird meme tbh
Why post it then
people like it
Ferda!
Neckussy
Nobody wants to see that pussy anyway.
Also; his neck looks like a vagina.
Okay, I see what you did there.
Now if only the FCC would start automatically bleeping everything that comes out of his mouth.
it would just be one long continuous tone lol
Mix it up a bit; just play dialup tones.
Couldn't we just have warning messages?
Thus preserving free speech and not setting a precedent that may [/ shall inevitably] come back to bite us.
Maybe even LLM could generate the warnings on the fly.
"Look out! Now he's reading the plans off the teleprompter! ... Look out! Now he's spitballing freestyle! ... Beware there are three fallacies per word uttered for this portion. ... Beware of the fevered ego of a narcissist tactically noising up an evasive distraction, gaslighting, darvo, future faking. ... Warning: This section contains fascist tactics of blaming the other, drumming up fear of losing an identity of a nostalgic past that never really existed, drumming up hate and racial groupthink to induce a divisive totalitarian mob eager to militarise under supremacist delusion of destiny to rule to be fulfilled by jingoist expansionism and total domination but wraps it in a euphemism of flowery language heavilly laden with superlatives. ... Fact check: This portion makes false claims of having fulfilled promises. .... Note: this is just empty tautological statements sandwiched between bragging and boasting and hard-sell. ... Warning: This section contains a psyop to dupe you into thinking you should be blindly faithful to your leader, rather than your elected representative being faithful to the will of you the people."
... Stuff like that. n_n
Or maybe simpler, just like on tobacco products. "Warning, listening to this may cause brain damage, emotional instability, cognitive dissonance, discombobulation, and totalitarianised fascistic supremacist persuasions of competing groupthinks, to divide and conquer your population with this, a weapon of mass distraction. Observe responsibly."
Or maybe more compassionate, like a health warning... "this is what happens to you when you let yourself get played by blackmailers who want to wear your narcissistic ego like a puppet, and you stew your brain in excitotoxins for decades to induce a slow chemical lobotomy leaving you blissfully oblivious to how much you get played like a puppet."
... Okay, I'll stop. I realise I could probably do dozens of these, and they're not really that funny or revealing or hot or useful to be worth it. n_n
Couldn't we just have warning messages?
like parental content warnings? lol
"If you experience symptoms of nausea, moral outrage, or sudden aneurism during this programming, please locate the MUTE button on your infrared remote than immediately dial 9-1-1 on your rotary or cordless phone. Listener digression is advised."
Censorship is always bad, but sometimes it gets it right.
It censors his neck clit. There, now you have to know that term exists. Dump has a nussy and a neck clit.
It should censor all of him, because he’s such a d***
You mean he's a dick?
Best thing I read all day
porn censoring ai? to censor things on live tv in case of a slip?? why is the land of hentai so much more prudish and pearl clutchy than the us???
They got more strict so that foreign people would have a better opinion on japan, didn't work well i guess
IIRC they have a law that you have to censor erogenous zones in porn
you have to censor erogenous zones in porn
"Oo this must be one of those adult shows."
(Every character is entirely a box of flickering pixels)
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