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According to an affidavit written by a DPS special agent, Ozment allegedly called the Governor’s Office on the afternoon of July 25. DPS claims Ozment left the following voicemail (KXAN has redacted the profanity in the transcript provided by DPS):

“I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.”

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[–] hoohoohoot@fedinsfw.app 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He is right

People are more than in the right for such behavior.

Who are you to do something like this (the blocking) to someone??

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It had to be anime, jesus christ

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

President comancho will save us.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

We really need to teach the general public about Tor.

...or maybe not because that could cause governments to become a lot more interested in attempting to block or limit it too... :(

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