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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have almost the same exact one but in tan/beige... it took the little fucker like 7 years before he started using it

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

This is Fry in his junior sized Adirondack chair because he kept sitting in ours and then sliding to the back and being somewhat uncomfortable. He never sat in it again.

Plus whatever the plastic was in this cheap ish thing caused every cat in the neighborhood to come to our porch and piss/spray on it.

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

You need to pay your dog-tax. You can't just tell is about your cute little doggy without any pictures! >:(

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He's a good boy, deserves his couch

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He intentionally moved that couch there to be in his frame. He wanted his dog in his background. It's directly in front of that door, blocking a narrow walking path, in an otherwise well-kept home. I doubt that he lives with that there everyday.

Not sure why, I can't get my dog or kids out of my office fast enough when I'm on a video call.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have some context here, I live in the area and saw this newscast. He (Evan Andrews, the morning shift meteorologist) 100% wanted the dog in the shot, this was during the COVID lockdown, so it was quite fashionable to have your pets on screen, all of the newscasters showed off their pets at one point or another. He also has a turtle, iirc.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 1 points 20 hours ago

I hope no electricity is involved in keeping it there.

[–] qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I got one of these for my cat, he keeps pissing on it so he can't have it anymore. He's orange

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

or it's a really big dog on a regular couch, but they're far away

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My boys love their mini couch, it’s great cause they sit on it instead of being in my feet

I love your username