Probably will rename it strait of America as well
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Listen and learn boys. This is 12D chess, straight from the grandmaster.
Man, I'm not pro china but dam if the sign out front changes I genuinely don't think it's a negative
This seems like a good candidate for one of those real men of genius commercials they used to do in the late 90’s. Shame this is reality.
Remember that those commercials used to say "real American heroes" instead of "real men of genius", until 9/11 happened.
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Please do it. Once he does it, we can complain about the inordinate number of aliens present and tell him he should send ICE there.
God, I would love to see ICE agents get massacred by Iran.
Just the idea that Mealteam6 would be boots on the ground with jet lag, in a desert climate, and zero backup is just delicious
The straight is made of water. But I'd love to see them in a single boat get blown up with a single drone
Classic conquistador heritage strategy. Taking what isn't yours by force because you can't think of any other way other than violence against people who didn't want to deal with you in the first place.
more ranting
Typical fucking wanker. He'll rewrite every bit of history he doesn't like to satisfy his own ego no matter how cruel or vile.
Yeah, remember folks. Did you all see that article about how the Pentagon admitted to slaughtering civilians in that one US war crime? Yeah, they're still fucking doing that. STILL.
They're not even fucking hiding it anymore. They're literally telling you to your face that the US has committed the same stupid ass crimes the media portrays as only being done by other war powers.
THAT right there is the problem. This has never been a west vs east battle. This has always been a class war. The greedy and vengeful don't see anything other than a battlefield but they use the rest of us as pawns. They could give two shits if you or I die for their cause.
USA this, Russia that--who cares! What we should be doing is taking them all out. Don't like Trump? Guillotine. Don't like Putin? Guillotine. Kim Un? Guillotine. As entertaining as feeding them to wolves sounds, I wouldn't wish their filth to any animal as food. which should be enjoyed.
See, he Declared it
I believe the standing order is that an attack on American territory can be met with nuclear deterrence.