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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 hours ago

Only 5k? Sound like a hobby, because most professional photographers have a body that is already 5k by itself, plus several lenses ranging between 2 and 20k. I mean, I'm a hobby photographer and my gear already exceeds at least 8k. So stop bitching Karen.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

the prices they charge and the inability to give me the damn RAWs is why I just got a camera instead.

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

I found a guy willing to chuck me RAWs for a lower price, still felt a bit ripped off. He shot 90% of the day on a walkabout zoom and the photos were nothing special.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

For the price of one shoot, you can buy someone's lightly used $5,000 kit on ebay. I've had a Canon I bought a decade ago that's still works great. Maybe got it for $250 or so IIRC.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Uber effectively corner a market and have drivers working for very little.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 9 hours ago

Yeah and that Uber driver can't afford rent. Photographers often have less business in the winter, too, and they have a ton of extra equipment to lug around. I know a wedding photographer and it's a lot of work day of and post work to make sure it's all nice.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My education cost 200,000. You think I made all that back in one paycheck? Cry me a river, Natalie.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

shes probably rich or well off, of course she afford to this.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is the weight of the $5000 camera how she got the permanent kink in her neck?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 10 hours ago

Partially, but it's the £5000 camera in combination with the additional kit a £5000 camera owner carries around with them, like putting a tripod bag and a spare lenses bag on the same shoulder.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

When I used to film pornography I got sloppy seconds.

It was the definition of win/win.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Ah, so that's why you're known as the cum farter, you were the sloppy seconds.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

A man after my own heart. Plus, dinner and a show.

[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago (14 children)

tbf I doubt many Uber drivers actually profit, especially the ones driving $40k cars

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 248 points 21 hours ago (22 children)

Nobody cares what your camera costs, Nat. You can still take shitty pictures with a $5000 camera. Charge what you think your service is worth and work for clients who pay it.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Wedding photographer is an interesting job. With a lot of jobs, people buy the minimum viable equipment they need to get the job done.

But, people who get into wedding photography seem to generally be people who are really into photography. Rather than a $5000 camera being the requirement for the job. The $5000 camera is a present you can justify getting yourself if the wedding photography game is going well.

It's not a tool that goes into the case and stays there until the next wedding. It's something to be used for the kinds of pictures that don't pay the bills but that you love taking: nature shots, architecture, abstract art, gritty realism, etc.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 18 hours ago (17 children)

Advertising yourself as:

  1. Bad at internal budgeting

  2. Full of yourself

... is a bold marketing strategy during an economic depression, for a freelance/contract worker.

Best of luck Nat.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 35 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

She wants her investment repaid in 2 or 3 gigs?

[–] darntootin@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Taxes, assistant fee, mileage, you own more than one lens and one cam body…no lol not even close. We haven’t even talked about post processing, delivery, rights, etc.

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 25 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

She should've mentioned that instead of just listing a single piece of equipment

[–] darntootin@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

It’s probably fake. Don’t take image macros/memes too seriously ;)

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Its easy to say something like "my camera for this shoot costs $5k, you could rent it for $300 a day and do it yourself" but people dont really care about art or skill. If youre shooting a wedding, for example, there are hundreds of little candid moments that your friend John the Designated Driver wouldn't catch that Natalie GirlWhoDoesThisForALiving would.

Not to mention there aren't enough weddings a day to sustain someone for $300 per, and youre competing with others, and blah blah blah.

I tend to follow my instinct of "your art is worth whatever you say it is". If i like your art and i like your price, ill pay it, no haggling. If i dont like one or either, i apologize for wasting your time.

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In my experience, items are only worth what someone is actually willing to pay. Because if it is priced so high that no one in your target demographic is actually willing to pay that much, it is just unrealized gains. And for most people, an unrealized gain is equivalent to 0.

I see this a lot in the MTG community. People will say a card is worth $200 because that is what they list for on eBay. I ask if they've ever had an offer for that much - and the answer is almost exclusively no. I tell them that the ones listed on eBay are the ones that aren't selling. The real value is less because no one actually buying them for $200, that is the cutoff where people stopped buying the card and so the listings stay up.

[–] LikeableLime@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I remember eBay used to let you view items that have actually sold that way you could see the actual price an item moves at. Haven't used it in a while but if that's still there I would show them what price the card has sold for in the recent past

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 16 hours ago (11 children)

I don't really understand photography. Like it seems too broad of an art form. Like the guy who takes pictures of food is different from action photography is different from a wedding photographer. I feel like I don't have the context to know she's full of shit, but it kinda feels like it.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Good photographers are actually pretty rare and - in my experience - treat the field of capturing visual information as a science, but since the advent of consumer DSLR and mirrorless systems, modern-day digital cameras with nearly instant automatically-focusing lenses that utilize a grid array and intelligence models to smartly maintain clarity on what is most likely a subject as it moves in 3D space, have made it so much harder to fuck things up that it essentially has opened the floodgates of photography so that there's an endless sea of morons thinking that buying a $5000 Canon with a full-frame sensor and a lens the size of a Stanley thermos makes them Ansel Adams.

It's the same with any field where the bar to entry gets suddenly lowered. The market becomes immediately flooded with new "experts" because the tools evolve to the point that they become nearly idiot-proof. Think Claude vibe coders calling themselves programmers / software engineers, Gemini prompters calling themselves visual designers, and people on SoundCloud uploading jingles they farted out on SUNO calling themselves musicians.

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 45 points 19 hours ago (14 children)

I shoot with a refurbished $600 Canon EOS Rebel T7. I use two lenses for the majority of my work: an 18-55mm, and a 75-300mm.

Fite me irl, Nat, my shit’s gorgeous and I know it.

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