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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Don't waste good food for no reason.

A rope, on the other hand, is still good after being used once. Say, if you hang something. Or someone. Not that I' implying anything.

[–] mazzz@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

Noël Godin, the man who did that, just passed away some days ago
Respect to him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No%C3%ABl/_Godin

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

this but the bomb pies from spongebob

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

A pie to the face is a good reminder to the target that if some schlub can sneak a creamy pan past their security and shove it in their face, it would have been that much easier to sneak in a Saturday night special.

This method is best saved for those that may still be spooked away from the dark side.

For the others, Saturday Night is always on the menu.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

s/pie/brick/

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Remind me please, the cake at Bill's face, did it change anything? How about "the cake" from Luigi Mangione, did this one change anything?

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Talk to a doctor or nurse - the ease with which insurance requests went through for at least a month afterward was comical.

I'm not sure about how things are now though, maybe more pie is needed

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Despite it mostly functioning as a self serving tax write off, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation did some good stuff before the pie to the face wore off. I'm sure that's Some with an asterisk. It felt like they threw money at everything for a couple years in the 90s.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

It started conversations, but then they all stopped when arrests were made. Now if more people threw pies all the time, and did so anonymously, and at more targets, we might have a chance to change things. We can't just let one person take a stand and then take the fall while asking if it meant anything. It means something when the example is followed.

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

...lol youre gonna have to do MUUUCH more than that. If you know what I mean...👀

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

To everyone in this thread saying "I'd never do that, I don't want to get shot"

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Remember when we used to hang or behead powerful people we didn't like? Yeah, that wasn't just one time in France either.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cinderblocks would be more effective (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

You ever try to hide a cinder block in a cream pie!?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

We should bring that back, but with bricks instead of the pies.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sadly, the most prolific pie thrower recently died. He was an amazing iconoclast.

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Man, why are all the GOOD 80 year olds dying while the worst 80 year old gets to keep ruining the world?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of his favorite targets was the French philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, who was pied by Godin or one of his accomplices on at least seven occasions.

After checking out this Bernard guy, all I can say is: "good"

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I wonder if at least once he approached Lévy saying "Behold! A Pie!"

[–] MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife advised me not to make the comment I was going to make.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What was the comment you were going to make?

[–] Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"My wife took so many pies to the face, when she stepped on the bathroom scale it screamed!"

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Dad. I told you not to comment on Lemmy.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

The Epstein class brings all the milkshakes to the yard, And they’re like “boo, hoo, my pride”

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 day ago

You'd get charged with terrorism now. Might as well go full Luigi.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 198 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Without exaggeration, doing this now (depending on the person) would risk life imprisonment for bioweaponry terrorism, or just getting shot

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 110 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Yeah, pretty much. A large part of what made the face-pie so effective was simply the “we can still touch you” reminder. It’s a powerful message, because it reminds them that their bodyguards only need to fail once. It’s the old “you need to protect yourself every time, we only need to touch you once” thing. Which is why they’ve captured the courts and police, to deter attacks even when they aren’t under constant protection.

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

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We use milkshakes in the UK

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was coming to say this, they’ll sue you into oblivion

[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 hours ago

How violent of them!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I prefer bringing a guillotine to the meeting, like what happened in Salem during a council meeting with a data center CEO. Or Luigi style pie throwing, with bullets.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] OakTree@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All this AI stuff basically is witchcraft. We should tie these tech bros to a rock and see if they float.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

No no, we should start with a couple hours on the ducking stool, then nice on to the sink test. For science.

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[–] Nurgus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's milkshake in the UK. Search for images of Farage milkshake.

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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Funny story, here in Sweden, our speaker of the parliament was visiting a school to speak. Someone threw a "banana or part of a banana". Bodyguards "aprehended" the boy until police arrived and the boy was interrogated at the police station.

The speaker then started a criminal suit against the boy (who was 16) with the charge of disorderly conduct. The damage was noted as, "a stained shirt".

According to the speaker, incidents like this could cause politicians to not want to speak at schools (oh no... how will the children cope?)

Anyway, people are calling him out as the clown he is. And i'd be very surprised if he gets to keep his post after our election (regardless of who wins)

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[–] J92@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You do something like that today they'll try to put you away for 30 years on terrorism charges.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A few years ago we would egg and milkshake fascists.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

We've fallen so far from the glory days of tarring and feathering.

Millennials don't even know how to run someone out on a rail.

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