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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 26 minutes ago

We had a cat come over every day. He liked us. He didn't like his owners.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 13 points 6 hours ago

When my wife and I first married, at the first house we rented were two cats that hung around the back yard. One was a kind of greasy looking but cute ragdoll cat we called "BP" (because she looked like she had been through an oil spill) and this other one that had a green collar on (which we called "Al Gore" because of the green-collar jobs thing; but the collar disappeared shortly after). One day BP just walks into our house and hops in a random basket on the ground. Later, I'm napping on the couch and am awoken to Al asleep on my chest. For close to a year these cats came in and out of our house. We figured that BP might've been a stray, but since Al had a collar we figured he was someone's. But we never saw them in any other neighbor yard and so we kept putting out food for them.

Then one day I'm in the back yard and I see Al on the other side of my neighbor's fence. And I hear him, a kind of rough looking working man type, go "LESTER?! IS THAT YOU?! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?!" The neighbor legit thought the cats had run off. He had no idea that they'd basically adopted us. We became buddies after that. I loved those dumb cats.

[–] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Our cat, Comrade.

[–] JonnyW@lemmy.world 33 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We’ve got one of those. No idea where he comes from.

[–] ducktumn@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Its yours now

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

My upstairs neighbor's cat is always trying to come into my apartment, and if I try to walk past him without picking him up, he bites my ankles.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 16 points 15 hours ago

Let this be a lesson to be more diligent with your duties in the future, up-picker!

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Mine would scoot through the apartment at speeds faster than any of us half-hungover college kids could catch whenever the outside door would open, and somehow end up under my bed. It would take a bit to coax the cat out, and then I'd eventually have to fess up to the neighbor's little kids when they'd start calling for it. I miss having the little black ball of warmth cuddled up on my shirt.

I used to work at a vitamin store and there was one cat in the neighborhood that would come flying into the place whenever the door opened, shoot across the floor, leap six feet onto the top shelf and start ripping into the bags of valerian root. He/she loved that shit -- apparently valerian root is a cat thing, just like catnip. We had a sign up on the front door with a picture of the cat and the caption "DO NOT LET THIS CAT IN", which sort of worked but not always.

[–] Yew@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago

"Zoopla" I have no idea what that app is and I already hate it.

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 49 points 20 hours ago

I also received a visitor at my last place

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 95 points 22 hours ago (4 children)
[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 49 points 21 hours ago

But you are one of its humans

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 21 hours ago

Not your cat. But your duty to service.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 15 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Cause of death: Neighbour's cute cat

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

Have you seen my cat?

This is my cat!

[–] Unboxious@ani.social 104 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

An outside cat is everybody's cat, including any local sedan which may be feeling hungry!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

There a few things that are certain, death, taxes and people on the internet being weird about cats that go outside.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 74 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

even the real estate companies are getting nucorpo names

you can literally find a house on grongus

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 18 hours ago

Tbf “Zillow” was already pretty cronkle.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 points 16 hours ago

…you can do anything on zombo.com!

[–] protist@retrofed.com 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I listed my house on Booblo

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

they have great property on hombomblor

[–] daw@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Immoooble has it for you

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Did you make that sound like "Home Bomber" on purpose?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 5 hours ago

you know i did think about that as i was writing it out and had to change it to sound less like that

[–] rowansprig@leminal.space 8 points 14 hours ago

My uncle's neighbour's cat used to do that to him. Now they have a cat. The neighbour gave up trying to get the cat to come back.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 62 points 21 hours ago


This is my cat by now but the adoption process was opening my door and letting him in.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 15 hours ago

My cat has the same habit.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

It's called a notmycat

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 5 points 20 hours ago

Visiting which one, exactly?

[–] ryndshn.me@coves.social -2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

It doesn't work