"Friends, foes, and those yet to decide."
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"Guys, gals and non-binary pals"
In Dutch people will solve that in mail by saying "Beste Mensen," or "Lieve Allemaal" which translates as Dear People/ Dear All. Train stations don't use "dear ladies/gentleman" announcements anymore, they say "dear travellers" instead. We just tend to avoid mentioning gender entirely lol.
A famous German satirist always greets his audience with "Meine Damen und Herren und alle dazwischen und außerhalb" - Ladies and gentlement and everyone in between and beyond. I actually find that pretty cool.
Yeah absolutely love it, maximally inclusive, fun, and flows well.
I wonder who came up with it.
Just shorten the whole thing to "folks"
Substitute it for "Those I don’t know half as well as I should like and those I like half as well as you deserve."
Greetings fellow aliens would work fine.
Hey y'all, Scott here
Do I legally have to change my name to Scott, though?
Only works with Scott. Nonnegotiable.
Just replace it all with "(my) goodpeople" or something similar. I personally wouldn't want to add a non-binary option. I would remove the binary ones entirely. Make all people equal.
I'm a cis-man, and this might not be the popular non-binary option. I expect it to definitely not be the primary binary choice, as I think a lot of cis people want to be specifically recognized. I disagree with this though. Cis people aren't better, so recognizing them specifically, but then everyone else as a different group, feels wrong.
I like this but unfortunately I identify as a bad person :/
I'm always a fan of just "my fellow degenerates"
Change it to, "Friends, Neighbors, Total Strangers who wandered in off the street..."
...and everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion"
Ladies, Gentlemen, Esteemed Peers. (if you want to be serious)
Ladies, Gentlemen, and you special assholes (if you're in a group of close friends and trying to be funny).
source: I am non-binary.
Edit: David Bowie's answer to this question.
Oh the way Bowie SEEEEETHES at the crowd's laughter 😲✨
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just say "Gentlefolk"
Salutations, meatbags!
Here are some fun greetings. Not all of these include every person:
- "Guys, gals, and non-binary pals"
- "Girls, gays, and theys"
- "Friends, Romans, countrymen"
- "Ladies, gents, violents, and the rest of you"
- "Ladies", followed by a pointed stare to the men in the room for at least five seconds
- "All miscreants gathered here"
Some that work generally:
- "Distinguished guests"
- "Esteemed guests"
- "Folks/people"
- "You all/all of you/y'all"
- "Good people/folk here today/tonight"
- "Everyone/everybody gathered here today/tonight"
Theydies and gentlethems
You all
At a renaissance festival I once saw a performer begin her act by addressing the crowd
Ladies and gentlemen, and people too amazing to be constrained by the gender binary…
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Good evening fickle friends and dedicated enemies, we are so glad you managed to attend....
Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes!
I'll use that in my next work presentation. Will report back to let you know how big my raise was.
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"Good evening folks."
"Good morning everyone."
Etc.
Includes everyone without being cumbersome. Less is more.
...and everything in between
Honored motherfuckers
if you're asking for an add-on to ladies and gentlemen specifically I've wanted that too. all i've come up with is 'ladies and gentlemen and kids of all ages' and the 'kids of all ages' refers to all ages; so someone can be 18 and still be a "kid"
but you're probably asking for a formal situation so it's not really helpful
It's probably too casual for what you're doing, but I like "Guys, gals, and non-binary pals"
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