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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This came up before, it's insane what's going on. The landlord is just stealing the restaurant.

  • Suing partner because he gave him 65k to be a partner. Has witnesses. Partner says there was no written contract and is counter suing.
  • Landlord is suing Trump burger because he registered Maga Burger 2 months before they opened up and never told them. The landlord demanded 10k more a month added on to the 11k because they're using "his name."
  • The partners are suing the landlord because all of their credit card transactions started to go to the landlord.
  • Landlord is trying to take over the restauraunt as his own but the Lebanese born co-owner was detained by ICE.
  • Trump sent a cease and desist for using his name.
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope everyone in this loses.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like it's on track.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

This was a planned operation and a phone call to ICE by the landlord. 100%

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

He was a minority owner...

His partners are suing him, and Trump's suing all of them.

It takes a special kind of stupid to like trump, but not know he was going to 1500% sue for trademark infringement

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

You want fries with that dumbfuck?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uh.. leopards... hungry... or something.

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Leopard facial

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Om nom nom.

A sheep in wolfs clothing I see.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Senpai noticed him

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

If you're a minority, it doesn't matter how hard you suck up to Trump and his goons. They will never let you wear the snazzy Kommandant's uniform or get the best internal organs at the feeding frenzies. You're a useful idiot but they will never let you BE one of them.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

How could anyone have predicted that he’d do the thing he promised to do?! Certainly not this guy!

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 1 month ago

You break the privilege granted to you by the government, visa is not a right, fairly speaking.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Oh my god, he's looking at me! :D Oh my god, he's looking at me! D:"

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He is cooked.

🎶Trump burger in paradise 🎶

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So? Like anyone cares about rump or their burgers.