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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

submitted 2 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

The should make the treasury dept the dept of making rich cunts richer

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And here I thought that MAGA voted for peace... /s

[–] SidTheShuckle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well at least it isnt dogwhistled any longer :/

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

This lowers our cost of living, right?

[–] molestme247@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah, Epstein would have loved that...

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Ministry of peace

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Good. It is.

Thank you President Trump.

[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

Dep of ? > Dep of Death

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Department of Health -> Department of Death

Department of Agriculture -> Department of Famine

Center for Disease Control -> Department of Pestilence

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[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey at least they are honest. 🤷‍♂️ When was the last time US military done anything defensive.

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[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're not even a quarter of the way through this...

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Are we still assuming he'll leave after his 4 years are up?

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Even his distractions lame

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

On related news, the IDF will be named the ITF, for Tourism, based on their recent touring of neighbours' lands to pick their favourite.

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, it’s a more honest name at least.

[–] arararagi@ani.social 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, that's exactly what it was lol.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Can someone just get this child a bunch of pillows and blankets that he may make his dream fort so the adults can get to work fixing shit?

[–] QubaXR@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I thought the playbook said it should be called "Ministry of Love"

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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This just screams to me "I'm an old man and I'm butthurt about it."

He probably just forgot it was renamed to DoD, then decided to change the name cuz his 80 going on 90 year old brain has zero plasticity.

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