this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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[โ€“] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

There was a wine company once that hired a new CEO and tied their bonus to how many more litres of wine he could move.

He cut the selling price in half (below cost) and walked away with a big bonus.

[โ€“] JokaJukka@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The question is, how did she fill out the ticket without a keyboard ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] MadameBisaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Screen Keyboard and clicked on the buttons with the mouse

I'm sorry to say but problem solving and computer skills are left at the door.

[โ€“] GetAwayWithThis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Phone or walk up to helpdesk, they open one for you.

[โ€“] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

A what desk

[โ€“] skisnow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago