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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

He also says it tastes funny.

[–] Klowner@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Because the 65 year old men are chugging testosterone?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He knows its not appropriate for him to know that yeah?

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Am I being dense here? I thought this was just medical info, not like... Anything weird or sexual (in a non-medical sense)?

I'm not saying he's correct, and I certainly loathe the brain-worm ridden freak, but saying it's "not appropriate" for the Secretary of Health to know if something concerning is happening with sperm count seems a bit hyperbolic.

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

If that's the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert

[–] PolarPirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How anyone can look at this man and believe anything he says is insane.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 11 months ago

Bless you OP. I saw this in my feed and immediately had to see if it was here.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How is he allowed to talk?

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago

It seems like less, but this is the younger,concentrated version. This reduces transport cost and is greener for the planet. That's what the kids are doing now. Keep up grandpa.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

After his mum is done with them, maybe

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[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Because of micro plastics they won’t do any thing to stop.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

He says they are also stupider, uglier, and have worse cars!

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