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"The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth"

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[–] londos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sock jokes aside, remember police need probable cause to search your person/pockets, but not your purse/bag.

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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Man, I got excited for a moment they brought back the SE line, but at an even cheaper price.

I knew it couldn't be true, not with Apple, but, it is what I first thought.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 10 months ago

perfect to get your iphone stolen from your shoulder

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 10 months ago

Nike should have its logo on it, teens will be crazier about it.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago

Genius move by apple tbh

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