Cross body phone sock.
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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Man, I got excited for a moment they brought back the SE line, but at an even cheaper price.
I knew it couldn't be true, not with Apple, but, it is what I first thought.
I'll put it right next to my $999 monitor stand!!!
Or you could knit one and it would cost a small fraction of that. Etsy business incoming.
Sock jokes aside, remember police need probable cause to search your person/pockets, but not your purse/bag.
That's not true. Bags typically require a probable cause/warrant to search. If you are arrested, it can be searched. That is the same for anything on your person though.
capitalism breeding innovation right before our eyes!
I’m here having to plan my meals and apple does shit like this. I can’t help but 😂.
Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket
perfect to get your iphone stolen from your shoulder