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"The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth"

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[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 months ago

capitalism breeding innovation right before our eyes!

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

I’m here having to plan my meals and apple does shit like this. I can’t help but 😂.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago

perfect to get your iphone stolen from your shoulder

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Genius move by apple tbh

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

Nike should have its logo on it, teens will be crazier about it.

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