The worm recognizes it's own.
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Sick fuck.
Are his eyes really cartoonishly lopsided or is it just a trick of the angle?
As much as I want to be mean to him in every way, I don't think his eyes are that crooked.
I didn't know he was still invited on family vacations.
his family disowned him, hes the blacksheep of the family.
There needs to be a mandatory psychological assessment of all public official's.
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I mean. HHS Secretary was clearly in his future…. /s
I try so hard to keep up with the current slang, but it changes so often that it's not always easy. So, is "studying" oral or anal??
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Dude with no respect for life has no respect for the dead? I'm shocked! \s
I can't even
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welp, may as well elect him as President at this point.
That's why his voice is so hoarse! He's been chocking on that raccoon dick for years.
Maybe in some mirror-universe it's reversed.
Maybe he just needed a toothpick
Interesting.
Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?
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